At a glance:
I`m a very laid back person, that has a great sense of humour.
I am the master of masturbating
What I'm doing in private:
Just the standard masturbating and fingering my arse at the same time.
Turns me On:
Knowing that I`m turning the other people on, always works for me.
Turns me Off:
Someone who doesn`t take care of there personal hygiene.